Quote of the Day (2013-09-13)

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: God, I hate this part. I'm always afraid I've broken something.

Michael Garabaldi: It'll be fine. I've done this before.

[the computer restarts]

Michael Garabaldi: Ah, Told ya. Computer

[pause]

Michael Garabaldi: Computer?

Sparky the Computer: Hey, what do you want?

Michael Garabaldi: Run diagnostics.

Sparky the Computer: What, you got a broken arm or something? I got a station to run here!

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Computer.

Sparky the Computer: I know, do a diagnostic. So, maybe Level 42 doesn't get its quota of oxygen today because I'm distracted, but if it makes you happy!

Michael Garabaldi: Stop!

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Garabaldi?

Michael Garabaldi: I just remembered, they tried to install Artificial Intelligence subroutines when the station went operational. They shut it down right away because it didn't work right. Must have come back on-line when the system re-booted.

Cmdr. Susan Ivanova: Great! How do we shut it down?

Sparky the Computer: I heard that! Are you two easily offended, or what?

Source: Babylon 5